Things I've Licked - Windows Live


Water bottle from France.	Not only is "Vittel" water gross, people take pictures of me when I do obscene things.

Aaron's face	Sweaty people taste like salt. That'll learn me to lick drummerswhen they come off stage.

Everything in Danielle's purse	Nothing had a taste except fro the little change bag thing. I probably got money-syphillis or something.

Computer screen	Not that exciting. Tastes like plastic.

National Geographics from the 60's	Tastes like musty smells.

CD's	Wel technically I was biting it. The label chips off after a while. Not the best taste.

Adam's swaeter	That was a fiasco. Too fuzzy. Then my mouth was fuzzy. Unpleasent.

Phones	They taste good AND you get to creep out the person on the otherside.

Danielle's face	She has no taste twilight zone music

My crib table	Maybe it's just mine., but that was NOT yummy

Doorknobs	If you want to keep an irritating sibling in their room, lick the knob on the inside, and shut the door.

Reciept from South of the Boarder	NEVER do that. They're nasty.

Walls	They actually taste kinda good.